Update] 5/19, 10:50am (PST): Since uploads for bug fixes were permitted, we have updated the game, so Stachio (the player) actually has a chance at the game,  (it was a matter of one line 😭, we reversed the < brackets by accident LOL) instead of Stachio dying immediately upon play. 

This time Stachio has a chance. F in the chat for our fallen soldier. (If you know, you know). Don't let your dreams be dreams, kids.

OH NOES THE ALIENS TOOK AWAY ALL THE CHEESE AND THAT CHEESE WAS PART OF THE MOON! But no worries mah boi, our good ol hero Pistachio, Stache guy, is going to save the day BY FARTTIINNGGG. 

Here is how to play:

Dialogue: Press Space (OMG SO EASY)

Game:

Space - To fart.

Mouse: To steer

Perfect. U good. Gl.